The writer is STUPID

Kizu: Saitou-san what is going on with you?
Saitou: Nothing.
Kizu: Where is the Saitou-sama that I know.
Saitou: there is no Saitou-sama
Kizu: Fine! Fujita Goro then.
Saitou: He is nonexistent as well. Ever read what I make you type Kizu? Remember the journal entry a while ago?
Kizu: That’s was your past idiot!
Saitou: Call me that again and I will kill you right here just like I had wanted to kill Shiro for being a party pooper. Idiotic shinobis who doesn’t know what goes on under their noses.
Kizu: We’re not talking about them you idiot! And what is up with the killing? Have you forgotten about your code Aku Soku Zan?
Saitou: Tch! You try keeping the code! And might I remind you I have not killed anyone yet in that Himuragumi… Which I should do! I’m tired of playing the independent bastard that people hate, misunderstand or do like but can’t be trusted as well. *pauses* Oh so tell me what were you talking about?
Kizu: Things… -Important- things to you… To the Mibu wolf that I know! To the new Meiji cop who’s left his past behind him! No not left but dealt with it a -long- time ago!
Saitou: So you want me to be the moron that you put in your stories?
Kizu: No… *looks down* I’m sorry you felt that way. I had… thought that what I did was good enough.
Saitou: In fanfic you can be effective so I never complained, I knew you’d let me win anyway in the end. But you are an ahou to think you can actually pull things off with me in any RPG. That Bee does a great job, I wish she wrote me instead of you.
Kizu: Oh… *blinks* I… thought since I knew more about you… Since we did research that everyone else is using…
Saitou: Decide who I am then! You keep branding me as the Saitou Hajime in that stupid RK world and yet you do not let me be -him-. And in the other world with Hide, you’ve made me into this romance oriented idiot who has psychological problems. That’s the problem with mixing Kizu, you dilute me and I turn out into this half mongrel who is ineffective in both worlds.
Kizu: Then tell me… Who do you want to be?
Saitou: *shakes head* Neither… None of them… Go back to the basics Kizu… Don’t flod your head with what you knew about me and tie it into Watsuki’s work. Write me in an original manner…
Kizu: The only way to do that… Is to stick to history and that… I only found out about that because I was smitten by you in RK…
Saitou: then you yourself do not know the monster you created.
Kizu: I never thought of you that way Saitou-sama… *brows furrow*
Saitou: That’s not my problem. I suggest you stop writing me and get on with your real life.
Kizu: I can’t do that yet… I still have a big project… your biography.
Saitou: Will you stick to history?
Kizu: No… I refuse to. I didn’t meet you that way…
Saitou: Then you have a big problem… I suggest you drop that project and focus on your real work. Isn’t your boss going to be out the whole week -again-? Don’t you remember you’re suppose to head this 3 day conference?
Kizu: Yes…
Saitou: Stop worrying about me then. I’ll live on in others.
Kizu: No… It’s not time yet.
Saitou: You are stupid.
Kizu: I know that already!

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