Getting her attention

Hide: Oh, okay.
Hide: So… if he tries anything funny, huh?
Hajime: LOL… say the word and the wolf will find a way in game. LOL… he has an uncanny knack for reasoning out stuff that he does.
Hide: I’m glad to know that she has someone she can rely on. Ayu will… but it might get messy if old politics come up.
Hajime: yeah… well i mean i’m playing beyond lair now or even shinsengumi so those things are just not in Saitou’s mind. although people might say he’s very OOC if he chose not to dwell on the past. but i don’t care. he’ll help hide as long as hide isn’t disturbing the peace in tokyo. LOL.
Hide: And is she was turning into some kind of troublemaker, lol?
Hajime: LOL.. i don’t know. you might just decide to run off and kill people with okita… *pouts*
Hide: http://img146.exs.cx/img146/8352/hidehasasword6cg.jpg
Hide: Like that?
Hajime: hai hai… but your hands are too wide… you need more training neko-chan..
Hide: And who would help me with that?
Hajime: Join the police and I’ll be your personal trainer… *chuckle*
Hajime: of course joining the police is just a ruse so we can spend more time together.. *smirk*
Hajime: LOL!
Hide: I see… such personal attention would be most appreciated
Hajime: *hugs* people like us… sometimes we need to stick together ne… neko-chan?
Hajime: <-- saitou of course is referring to tokio and souji who doesn't spend enough time with the people they're supposed to be IC with Hajime: LOL Hide: Souji is so damn busy. And as for your wife? As I've said, it's her loss Hajime: eh??? So if Souji wasn't so "busy"... *lets go* Hide: Oh, let's Hajime: LOL... saitou let go of hide... Hajime: *pouts* Hide: What if Hide won't let go? ;-) Hide: <--- loves OOC Hide. She's so fun... Hajime: LOL... hahahaha... i know the feeling... ^__^ Hajime: <-- wounds is talking in this case Hajime: i think if I was playing saitou IC right now. he won't even blink or pout Hide: Oh yeah. Seriously Hajime: he'd stare.. of course he's thinking but you can't read his mind. Hajime: LOL Hajime: he's thinking... stupid souji... aku soku zan! Hide: And Hide's thinking... why oh why are they always married? Hajime: and then a nice picture of gatotsu impaling the runt Hajime: the best men always are... Hajime: LOL Hajime: LOL.. you better write that fic! I have to read it... LOL! It would be so funny! Hide: No, no, it's going to be angsty. Hide: I'll type up what i've written this weekend. Just a little opening teaser thing Hajime: of course angsty... but i mean.. i think i'd look at it as hilarious coz we have these OOC IMs.. Gracebattista: LOL Hajime: oh.. hahahaha... hide's doing what? Ooh... is this IC hide or the OOC one? LOL Hide: Hide and her evil OOC twin! Hide: *laughs* Hide: You like the OOC one. She'll sit on your lap Hajime: LOL... hehehe... yeah i think i do.... Hajime: saitou is tired of those women who doesn't talk. Hajime: though he really doesn't like women who acts like they're the man.. Hajime: ahem.. Kaoru? Hide: lol Hajime: i swear if tokio doesn't talk to him soon... he'd spend more of his time going to yoshiwara or something. Hajime: of course there's always IC hide... but... LOL IC hide won't sit on his lap or play with his bangs... Hide: Nope, sorry. You'll just have to enjoy OOC Hide in IM-land. Or in fanfic Hajime: LOL... hehehe that's fine. ^__^ he figured that out a long time ago. Hajime: yoshiwara it is... and your OOC sister will just have to watch... Hajime: ;-) Hide: *fumes* Fine, then OOC Hide won't make him soba. *pouts* Hajime: bah... it's because your IC sister is... well forget it... it's not like you can give IC hide the soba... Hajime: but if you could he might just stop over that shop... make sure to include *pictures* of the soba.. i mean you know.. SafetyGirl0: No. You'll just have to come to OOC land to enjoy it. Hajime: bah... send those pictures of "soba" to IC hide.. that might work. Hajime: LOL... Hide: Hmmm... maybe. Hajime: *grins* you do know what "soba" i'm talking about ne? neko-chan.. Hide: *blink blink* Oh? Gracebattista: you really didn't expect i'd hold off in going to yoshiwara with real pictures of soba? Hajime: i have needs... Hajime: too.. Hide: So I've noticed... Hajime: can't you just kidnap your sister in rpg land? *chuckle* Hajime: lets tie her up and put her in a box somewhere... Hajime: oh i'll include a nice souji looking cookie... SafetyGirl0: She's rather too fixed on Okita-san. Silly girl. It was pre-determined, though. Hajime: <-- mibu wolf talking now* "Tch... I should've never opened my big damn mouth about Souji..." Hide: Yes. You should have been. "Yes, very dead." And then offered hugs. *giggle* Hajime: "Tch... Sayonara Hide-san... I guess I shall go back to -my- wife" Hajime: <-- stresses sayonara as definite form of goodbye... ciao in forever terms. Hajime: LOL... such a bad tempered wolf.. that hajime... Hide: I know... *sigh* OOC Hide didn't mind. She knew what to do with him. Hajime: *the mibu wolf contemplates on how to make OOC hide very jealous while she reads the rpg* Hajime: *smirk* Hide: *OOC Hide thinks now that she will not instruct Hajime on how to untie an obi* Hajime: *Saitou is very observant and deduces what hide is thinking* Hajime: I believe i told you before... Women untie their obis for me... Hajime: *thinks of going to yoshiwara for a WEEK* Hide: Ah. I see. Hm. Hajime: *mibu wolf breaks down and runs back to hide's arms* Hajime: just leave him neko-chan... Hide: Shhh... we'll always have OOC IM-land... *holds Hajime tightly* I'll be here for you... Hajime: *thinks: it's not enough... I want... I want... all of neko* but nods anyway to hide. Hide: If I have to share you with your wife... Hajime: LOL... okay.. i must tell you right now that this is OOC Saitou... LOL.. Hide: lol Hajime: yes.. that last stunt of running back to hide i believe in fanfic will never happen... Hajime: they'll probably go separate ways. LOL Hide: Probably. Hajime: LOL... heh i wonder what the heck is in safety's mind... Hide: That it's too bad that the game unfolded like it did. This would have been fun to RP. Hide: Of course, IC Hide isn't flirty like OOC HIde Hajime: LOL... true true... but hajime is a bit bold... Hide: Hm. Noticed Hajime: but since we are "supposed" to have love interest IC.. sigh. Hide: Yeah, as long as Tokio existed, it would never work Hajime: True true... hey i want you to read something funny. Hide: ok Hajime: since you read the misao fics this will be funny. Hajime: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1730709/1/ Hajime: oh it's not really a lemon. Hide: Oh, I've read this one! lol Hajime: oh you did.. LOL it's SO FUNNY... hahahaha Hide: I know! heh Hajime: *smirks* knows that OOC hide is getting jealous of a little girl..* Hide: *light goes off in OOC Hide's mind* Oh! That's it! You're holding out for that -girl-. Not Hide! Hajime: *chuckle* you're cute when you get angry neko-chan. Hide: As cute as that little weasel girl? *glares* Hajime: That girl was -indeed-. *thinks about the numerous blanket scenarios they had* Hajime: tell safety to write a blanket fic about us... Hajime: you don't want to be left behind now neko-chan? Hide: I shall threaten to stab her! Hajime: Good... you can use my katana if you wish. Hajime: you are talking about that safetygirl person correct? Hide: No, no, I just use a butter knife. She's easy to scare, lol Hide: Yes, OOC Hide speaks of Safety-san. Hajime: LOL... just don't maim her fingers... Hajime: you need that.. Hide: I shall instruct her of your wishes for a blanket fic, Hajime. Anything else? Hajime: Just make sure the blanket fic is about you and me... not that blasted souji... Hajime: *eyes narrows into slits* Hide: Someone sounds rather jealous of his old friend.... Hajime: Tch... I have NO friends... Hajime: ^__^ that is true of course in OOC and IC land.. hahahaha Hide: Oh... I think that someone just likes to think that he's all alone... Hajime: Well maybe for tonight you won't let me... Hajime: *pulls OOC hide closer* Hajime: LOL... The results of depraved rpg people... hahaha Hide: *wraps her arms around Hajime, looking up* No... I won't ;-) Hajime: *bends down and lightly plants a kiss on OOC hide's lips* I might just give you that song after all... Hajime: maybe if that safety person's fic decides to pull us apart... Hajime: it would be fitting ne? Hide: That wounds person's fic seems rather inclined to separate us, as well. Hide: They both seem rather inclined towards angst, I think Hajime: ah... don't worry about that wounds... no one reads her fics.. Hajime: angsty smangsty my butty... Hide: You know you should stab your writer-san when they start to get all self-pitying like that, Hajime. Keep them in line. Hajime: *laughs* You have no idea how many times I've stabbed her.... I think that's why her name is wounds... Hajime: i'm beginning to think she's a masochistic immortal Hide: Most writers are Hajime: *sigh* yes... well maybe one of them will figure out a way to keep us both happy. Hajime: neko-chan... you do bear children right? Hide: I would like to. Hajime: *confused* would like to? i asked whether you can... Hide: I suppose Hajime: we'll find out won't we... Hide: That should be investiged, yes Hajime: maybe one of those wretched authors fics will give us the answer. Hide: It's the only hope, I'm afraid Hajime: *chuckles* that is if they ever finish it... Hide: Your writer has started it? Hajime: LOL.. that writer has no idea how to write a tasteful lemon chapter... i think she did once but she never published it. Hajime: and that blasted person paired me off with someone I never knew existed. Hide: They do things like that, don't they? Hajime: I don't know... usually it's just misao, megumi and tokio... oh i forgot about kaoru... Hajime: *sigh* i think this will be the first time someones going to write about us.. and somehow i feel like they'll fail miserably. Hide: My, you are popular, aren't you? Or are you going to blame the writer for all of that? Hajime: well that wounds writer likes alternate pairs... but i suppose i don't mind. *smirks* Hide: Of course not... espically the child. Hajime: they'll probably ruin our fic... and you'll end up with souji AGAIN. Hajime: I'm a man so it's not much of an issue... but you... are the woman... Hide: Such a pessemist, Hajime! *pulls him down for a quick kiss* They're clever, they might figure out something... Hajime: ah.. maybe your writer will... my writer is a paradox... likes alternate pairings and yet I somehow end up with Tokio.. *scratches head* Hajime: *chuckle* you mention a little joke in RK about having a wife.. then all of a sudden all these writers start conjuring up weird thoughts.. never even considering that we probably don't work well together... Hide: No, they didn't... Hajime: LOL... On another note I think "wounds" is seriously contemplating writing a story were "i" am unfaithful to Tokio... Hide: with? Hajime: yet somehow... i'll end up AGAIN with tokio... *sigh* Hide: You should have thought of these things before you had children with her... Hajime: ah... the eternal guilty trip... i was drunk...that was the first.. Hajime: the second was because i am a man and we've been together for so long so it couldn't be helped.. Gracebattista: the third was a request from one of her prominent friends.. Hide: You make it sound like such a chore... Hajime: well it was... Hajime: and don't go lecturing me about children... just because you have no children doesn't mean you didn't have "your" fun with souji. Hide: No, I didn't. We were both so painfully shy back then! Hajime: yeah right... but your not a child anymore... and he still visits... what do you expect for me to think? *raises eyebrow* Hide: Think what you wish... just remember where I am now. Baka. Hajime: *grins and pulls hide closer.. tighter..* i like you neko-chan... Hide: I would hope so... Hajime: Heh.. Can't even say it can you? Hide: Say what? Hajime: *pouts* don't worry about it... Hide: Oh, Hajime... *sigh* I like you as well. You know this, ne? *snuggles closer* Hajime: *wraps his arms around hide but is still sulking* *thinking she didn't get it...* Hide: Let's stop all this talk of those pesky other people and enjoy this now, okay? Hajime: Hai hai... Now what should we do today? Should I parade you around town? *smirks* Hide: You're going to let me out of the house today? *raises eyebrows* Hajime: *chuckles* why not? Hide: And here I thought that you were going to keep me in here to yourself. Hajime: No... I want us to go out in public. I don't like hiding... I never did. Hide: Ah, okay then.