A Joke of a Date

Hide: Poor Saitou… people always think the worst of him! *hugs*
Hajime: LOL… no it’s not poor him. he’s used to it.. IT’S POOR ME!
Hajime: that’s why playing kondou was so fun.. coz he’s just basically nice.
Hide: Yeah. Maybe I should write a journal entry for Hide with him… Hmm.
Hide: I loved how he was with her in NHK. Very kind to the whole family.
Hajime: Hmm? sure i give you all permission. ^__^
Hajime: as long as it doesn’t involved defaming… maiming.. and the like..
Hide: Oh no! It’s a nice thing. I just have to write it.
Hajime: ^__^ LOL! yey! the one person who’s nice… i should seriously consider dating hide…
Hide: *ahem* MARRIED *ahem*
Hajime: i know i know…. stupid marriage.
Hide: Tokio is probably nicer than Hide – and remember, Hide really likes someone else. Silly Hide…
Hide: *Hide stabs Safety again*
Hajime: LOL!!!
Hide: We have a very interesting relationship, lol.
Hajime: men have unspoken vows… saitou will not take hide from souji, if he wants her…
Hajime: now if tokio doesn’t want me… and souji doesn’t want you… how about we hook up? 😉
Hide: Sure! But I wouldn’t count Tokio out.
Hide: And if we never have characters hook up here, we will in some RPG, I’m sure. Then we can post pages and pages of romancing
Hajime: LOL!!!! I’ll take you horseback riding…
Hajime: and watching fireflies at night..
Hajime: LOL
Hajime: you’ll have to of course, look past the smoking thing…
Hide: rofl! I can deal. heh.
Hajime: good.. ^__^ come hide… i can’t wait…
Hajime: or are you a reincarnation of tokio? LOL!
Hide: Dammit, you figured me out!
Hide: So since I’m a reincarnation, it’s not cheating! Heh heh
Hajime: LOL… but you will call yourself hide right? tokio she broke my heart…
Hide: You can call me whatever you want. 😉
Hajime: would you… would you like to join the police? we can be together all the time…
Hide: Hide in the police… OMG that’s funny!
Hajime: LOL! and i’ll teach you how to use a katana… and never let you use it since i’m always around…
Hajime: LOL
Hajime: or at least saitou will always be around… hahahaha
Hide: She’ll give him reasons to come home…. 😉
Hajime: ^__^ oh you’ll put out eh?
Hajime: <-- remember physical, passionate, intense... Hide: Hee hee. Tokio, watch out! Hide: Wouldn't it be fun to post that, lol? Hajime: LOL! hehehehe! you'll tend to my wounds though? Hajime: ^__^ Hide: Always. Hajime: ^__^ i'll buy you guns.. tantos... katanas.. shurikens... anything to keep you safe. Hajime: don't expect flowers though.. i don't have anymore money. Hide: ha ha! It's okay, she grows her own. Hajime: ^__^ can i take you around town? but say your someone elses wife? Hide: Or I can dress as Hidejiro and shock all of your friends, lol. Hajime: ^__^ but you will give me a kiss right in the darkness of course? Hide: Of course! Hajime: away from all the people.. coz that's not good for my "reputation"... Hajime: hehehe! Hide: Of course, of course... Hajime: Hmmm... what will you do to me if i go to yoshiwara? Hide: Baby, you wouldn't *need* to go to yoshiwara. ;-) Hajime: LOL... but what if in a drunken stupor... souji takes me there? Hajime: i am a MAN... Hide: Then I will sadly have to kill okita-san Hide: heh Hajime: you are a goddess hide... the one who protects me always Hide: Of course, of course. Here, I made you soba. ^_^ Hajime: ah soba... hot or cold? Hide: Crap I should remember this? Ah, I'm not perfect. Hide: *cries* Hajime: LOL... i'll let you in on a secret.. i hate kake soba... Hajime: but i love zaru soba (cold) Hide: Ah. *files away information*. I want to please you of course... in every way. Hajime: i don't understand why "ahem" that lady keeps making me hot soba.. Hide: Hide will keep you in zaru soba. Hajime: do you want something before i come home? Hide: ? Hajime: well when i come home from work of course... Hajime: chocolates? Hide: No, no, I just want you to come home. ;-) Hajime: LOL... i'll surprise you then... A-NA-TA. Hide: I like your surprises... Hajime: oh you will pay DEARLY... Hide: Oh really? Hmmm.... Hajime: no one can escape the fangs of a wolf ;-) Hide: I never said that I'd want to escape... Hajime: but can you keep up? Hajime: or maybe i'll just be my sadistic self and let you do all the workin' Hide: Well, you'll just have to find out, ne? Hajime: okay... *calls out to police clerk demanding for some hand cuffs* Hide: So that's how you play. I see... Hajime: afraid neko-chan? Hajime: you can still back out... Hajime: i'm sure souji will be happy to bring me to yoshiwara... Hajime: if i didn't know any better souji is trying to split us apart... Hide: Bastard! *stabs him again* Hide: But no, not afraid... not at all. You just need to keep up. Hajime: LOL... i don't have to... you'll do the work remember? *smirk* Hajime: LOL the secret life of hide/saitou... Hajime: well me am poofed... so the wolf says good night... Hajime: ^__^ Hide: Night! Hide: *Hide hugs Saitou* Auto response from Hajime: I am currently away from the computer. Hajime: *Hajime steals a peck on Hide's cheek* "jaa..."

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