A girl with short black hair and baggy eyes enters the scene…
wounds: I am so freaking tired… I need to go to bed…
Saitou: *smirk*
wounds: Saitou-sama!
Saitou: *ignores*
wounds: *runs over completely forgetting how tired she was* Saitou-sama! Saitou-sama! Aren’t you so happy we’re together???
Saitou: quiet you poor excuse of a writer!
wounds: *teary eyed* I’m sorry Saitou-sama. Gomenasai!
Saitou: Stop that!
wounds: It’s so hard to please you Saitou-sama.
Saitou: Stop calling me that!
wounds: But I can’t help it Saitou-sama… *starts to really cry now*
Saitou: *takes a hanky and hands it to wounds* Here! Blow your nose. You’re not only a poor excuse of a writer but as a lady as well.
wounds: *smells the hanky* Is this clean?
Saitou: *little crosses appear on his forehead* Where’s my katana?
wounds: Oh I hid it somewhere. By the way Saitou-sama I’d like to change you in this RPG…
Saitou: If anyone needs changing it’s you. AHOU…
wounds: Saitou-sama you’re always so bitchy and sometimes you’re not really sociable… That’s why you’re misunderstood. Let’s change you up a bit!
Saitou: Don’t you dare do anything suspicious. I still have a lot of things to settle with all those Himuragumi folks. You know that’s the only reason I agreed to this.
wounds: Hai hai… *mumbles* That’s why you never make any friends…
Saitou: *raises eyebrows* I don’t need friends Kizu and so do you.
wounds: Kisu? You mean kisu .. eh.. kiss? *shakes head and giggles* Although I’d really love to, Tokio would kill me if she ever found out…
Saitou: *raises voice* Who the hell is trying to kiss you? And you better not say anything to Tokio.
wounds: *does her Saitou-like smirk* Hihihihi! I won’t tell IF…
Saitou: *rests his hand on his swordguard, looks down and still does not see his katana* I suggest you STOP now Ahou!
wounds: Tokio-san??? Tokio-san?? I have something to tell you….
Saitou: STOP THAT!!! SHE MIGHT HEAR YOU!
wounds: *laughs quietly*
Saitou: I’ll get you for this…
wounds: Hihihihi! It’s your own fault you know… All this…
Saitou: *squints* And that is WHY?
wounds: Do you know how freaking hard it is to write anything decent with you in it? Well I’ve got a fic, no correction! TWO fics! out there that’s been sitting for months because of all the things you’re not allowed to do. Like make your face beam happily! Like tell this girl you LOVE her! Like save her when she’s in trouble!
Saitou: That’s your fault. I didn’t ask you to include me in your fics. *smirks*
wounds: You’re hopeless Saitou-sama….
Saitou: So are you… Kizu-chan…
wounds: Kisu??? Kisu??? TOKIO!!! Saitou’s making a pass at me!!!
Saitou: That’s it! *tries to remove his uniform but only finds his black shirt*
wounds: hahaha! I took your uniform too… LOL!
Saitou: Tch! This will do… *removes shirt and start to strangle wounds*
wounds: *sees Saitou-sama’s well sculpted, adonis like body… She faints*
*end of scene – fade out*
Just another weird post for the sleep deprived wounds, who really should be sleeping by now.
Just another “mental” post…
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OOC:
No Kidding. Every time I try to write Saitou, he mocks me mercilessly. It’s really annoying. Especially this Saitou/Tokio fic I started long ago. The minute I even considered a bedroom scene he totally freaked out. Insisted that if I wanted to write that crap I should just find someone else to write about….like maybe a stupid half demon dog or something…
Try to get the upper hand…maybe after you’ve had some sleep!
LOL
Saitou: Tch! This will do… *removes shirt and start to strangle wounds*
wounds: *sees Saitou-sama’s well sculpted, adonis like body… She faints*
I laughed so hard, i love you <3 XD
LOL! Understood Himura-san! Salutations for you and the attempted bedroom scene. I don’t even dare. LOL!
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wounds: Saitou-sama you understand what I’m talking about here… Stop being a prude…
Saitou: And you’re listening to the Battousai WHY???
wounds: Cause obviously he knows how to give tender loving care, at least to Kaoru-dono…
Saitou: *points to Tokio* Ask her.
wounds: Eh? You’re giving me permission to document your private life in the bedroom.
Saitou: NO! *sighs* Ask her about our children…
wounds: Ah so you want me to write about how you made babies?
Saitou: *throws hands up in the air in resignation. walks away*
wounds: *smirk*
wounds: Saitou-sama! Saitou-sama!
Saitou: *barks* What it is this time???
wounds: Enishi and Meiji said they love you!
Saitou: Will you please stop with the nonsense??
wounds: *takes out her magic Saitou controller keyboard and types “I love you Enishi/Mei…”*
Saitou: Oh no your not! *Finds katana and slices through the keyboard*
wounds: What the??? You could’ve sliced me in half!
Saitou: Oh I’M SORRY I MISSED!
wounds: *sweat drop*
Yes, Saitou-san! You oft misbehave when Angrybee-san wishes to write about you or write from your point of view. This is why Angrybee-san often adds in -me- to make sure you comply with her wishes.
Because, *cough*, if you don’t, *hackcoughhack*, you won’t live very long.
Saitou: *smirks and polishes his nippontou.* “Care to back that up Souji?”
*latches on to Saitou-san and coughs all over him*
*wounds being her usual crazed fangirl self comes running to the rescue*
wounds: Get off him!!! Wai! Wai!
*grabs his plastic bokken and hits Okita-san with it*
Saitou: Ne Kizu sometimes you come in handy.
wounds: Hai!!!
*sticks tongue out at Okita-san* HIHI…
*giggles*
Oops! Sorry about that last post…
I meant to say “her” plastic bokken. Yes I do remember Okita’s bokken is metal. Too heavy for a fangirl like me. *winks*